Author: Leah Cave

  • keeping my cool

    I walked on the treadmill for 90 minutes this morning.

    Not because I suddenly became one of those people who wakes up excited to work out.

    Absolutely not.

    I walked for 90 minutes because I was fucking angry.

    And apparently I needed somewhere to put it before I went to work.

    So I walked.

    And walked.

    And walked.

    Trying to work through every conversation that could happen.

    Every possible response.

    Everything I wanted to say.

    Everything I absolutely could not say.

    Because there are days in HR where you manage paperwork.

    And then there are days where you manage your own nervous system.

    An employee reported being sexually propositioned and physically touched by a client.

    And today I have to walk into a room and speak calmly about it.

    I have to say words like “liability” and “risk exposure” while a younger version of me is screaming in the background.

    Because once upon a time, I was 19.

    And I know what it feels like when things get minimized.

    So I have two jobs today.

    Protect the employee.

    And keep my voice steady.

    The hardest part of leadership isn’t making decisions.

    It’s regulating yourself when the decision feels obvious.

    It’s sitting in a room and speaking professionally when every part of you wants to scream:

    How is this even a discussion?

    I don’t know how this will go.

    I just know I can’t say “it’s fine” about something that isn’t.

    So I’ll breathe.

    I’ll speak slowly.

    I’ll stick to the facts.

    I’ll remind myself that getting angry isn’t going to make my point stronger.

    And if that doesn’t work?

    Apparently I can walk for 90 fucking minutes.

    It’s fine.

    I’m fine.

    But this?

    This isn’t fine.

    This is how it felt to me. It’s not the full story—just the part I lived.

  • nothing special

    If you saw me in Target, you wouldn’t look twice.

    I look like every other 40-something mom trying to keep up but not trying too hard.

    I don’t wear makeup to work most days. I tell myself it’s “the natural look,” but honestly it’s mostly that I don’t care enough to wake up earlier.

    I don’t dye my hair because I don’t want to deal with the upkeep. If I can’t commit to watering plants, I’m definitely not committing to root maintenance.

    Most of my clothes come from Amazon.

    Every once in a while, I enter what I call a “this is it” phase.
    The I’m-going-to-get-healthy-and-lose-the-baby-weight-I’ve-been-carrying-for-13-years phase.

    I’m in one right now.

    We have a Disney trip coming up.
    And a girls trip to Cancun.
    And I want to feel comfortable in my body.

    Not smaller, necessarily.
    Just… comfortable.

    Here’s what’s interesting.

    I’ve learned something about myself.

    I do not like morning workouts.

    I like sleep.

    I do not want to wake up at 5am and pretend I’m the kind of woman who thrives before sunrise. I am not her. She is not me.

    I work out better at night.

    I walk on the treadmill.
    I do some light strength training.
    A little mobility work.

    Nothing wild. No transformation montage. No influencer energy.

    And it’s working.

    I’m sleeping better.
    I’m not doom scrolling as much.
    It’s easier to wake up in the morning.
    My body feels… better.

    So here’s the part I don’t understand:

    If I feel better,
    If I sleep better,
    If I wake up easier,

    Why is it still so hard to stick with it?

    Why does consistency feel like a personality trait I wasn’t assigned at birth?

    And here’s the real layer underneath it:

    When I go downstairs to work out, there’s guilt.

    Guilt that I haven’t seen the kids all day.
    Guilt that I’m not sitting upstairs with my husband.
    Guilt that I’m choosing an hour alone instead of family time.

    Even though they were at school.
    And I was at work.
    And one hour will not emotionally damage anyone.

    But still.

    The guilt shows up.

    And I think maybe that’s why sticking with anything is hard.

    It’s not the treadmill.
    It’s not the weights.
    It’s not motivation.

    It’s the constant negotiation in my head:

    Should I be doing this instead?
    Is this selfish?
    Is this enough?
    Is this too much?

    I don’t want to look like a fitness person.
    I don’t want to overhaul my life.
    I just want to feel at home in my body.

    It’s wild to me that taking care of myself still feels like something I have to justify.

    Even when it’s clearly helping.

    Even when I’m sleeping better.

    Even when I’m less cranky.

    Even when I feel stronger.

    Why is it so hard to continue doing the thing that makes me feel better?

    Maybe because change requires protecting the time.

    And protecting time for myself still feels… uncomfortable.

    It’s fine.

    I’m fine.

    Everything’s fine.

    This is how it felt to me. It’s not the full story—just the part I lived.

  • 47 open tabs

    From the minute I wake up to the second I fall asleep, my brain is running.

    Not casually thinking.
    Running.

    Is my son happy?
    Does he have friends?
    Is he doing okay in school?
    Should I be pushing him to read more?
    Does he even like sports or am I projecting?
    Is he intimidated by the older kids?
    How do I fix that without making it worse?

    Ana.
    Should I be scheduling more playdates?
    Is she happy?
    Is her imagination normal or is she talking to invisible people I should be concerned about?
    Is she getting too much screen time?
    Is she too mature for her age?
    Is she not mature enough?
    Do I need to call the doctor about that thing?
    Should I already have called the doctor about that thing?

    Is my husband okay?
    Does he still love me?
    Why does he go silent?
    Is it me?
    Did I push him too hard about the job?
    Did I not push him enough?
    Should I have been less excited when he got it?
    Should I have asked more questions like “is this really what you want?”
    Is he going to make friends?
    Is he going to feel confident?
    Did I somehow get this wrong too?

    Am I a good friend?
    Am I texting enough?
    Am I too much?
    Am I not enough?

    Am I taking care of myself?
    Am I working out enough?
    Am I eating enough protein?
    Am I eating too much chocolate?
    Is this perimenopause?
    Is this anxiety?
    Is this just who I am now?

    Am I doing enough at work?
    Should I be volunteering more?
    Should I be more involved with cheer?
    With baseball?
    Should I be doing more?
    Should I be doing less?
    Is there a right amount of anything?

    It is constant.

    It’s like my brain believes if I stop thinking about something, it will fall apart.

    Like if I just stay vigilant enough, no one will struggle.
    No one will feel left out.
    No one will be disappointed.
    No one will fail.

    And I won’t get it wrong.

    Because that’s really what it feels like underneath all of it.

    A fear of getting it wrong.

    A fear that if I miss something — one emotional cue, one assignment, one symptom, one conversation — it will somehow be my fault.

    I don’t know if this is motherhood.
    Or grief.
    Or hormones.
    Or anxiety.
    Or being a woman who carries too much responsibility and doesn’t know how to set it down.

    I just know it’s loud.

    And sometimes I wonder if I’m the only one walking around with 47 tabs open in my head at all times.

    If I am, that feels concerning.

    If I’m not, that feels… slightly comforting and slightly tragic.

    It’s fine.

    I’m fine.

    Everything’s fine.

    This is how it felt to me. It’s not the full story—just the part I lived.

  • the yellow bus lights

    Nothing happened today.

    Which is exactly why this is concerning.

    I was driving to work. Normal morning. Coffee in hand. Mentally preparing to manage adults who sometimes act like middle schoolers.

    A school bus was coming toward me in the opposite lane.

    And then—

    The yellow lights came on.

    And I had what I can only describe as a full-body ethical crisis.

    Do I stop?
    Do I go?
    Yellow means caution.
    But what if it turns red right as I pass?
    Is that illegal?
    Is that reckless?
    Am I about to become the villain in a neighborhood Facebook post?

    For a split second I was certain this was the moment my life unraveled.

    “Local Woman Ruins Everything Over Bus Light Confusion.”

    I almost swerved to the side of the road out of pure fear of Doing The Wrong Thing™.

    The bus did not stop.
    No children appeared.
    No sirens.
    No headlines.

    But my nervous system? Fully activated.

    Why.

    Why do yellow bus lights send me into the same panic as accidentally replying-all to a company-wide email?

    I am 41 years old.

    I manage employees.
    I file taxes.
    I have given birth.

    And yet a blinking light makes me feel like I’m about to get grounded.

    It wasn’t even about the fine.

    It was about getting in trouble.

    That deep, irrational, leftover fear that someone somewhere is about to say, “Ma’am. You should have known better.”

    And here’s the thing: yellow literally means caution. Not stop. Not panic. Not spiral into worst-case scenario courtroom montage.

    Just… caution.

    But my brain heard:
    DECIDE NOW OR EVERYONE DIES AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT.

    Which feels dramatic.

    But also… familiar.

    Because maybe it’s not about buses.

    Maybe it’s about how I treat every decision like it’s a character-defining moment.
    Maybe it’s about the pressure to never misstep.
    Maybe it’s about being a grown woman who still secretly believes she’s one wrong move away from being in trouble.

    The bus kept going.
    I kept going.
    No lives were ruined.

    But I did spend the next ten minutes wondering why a flashing yellow light can still reduce me to a morally panicked teenager.

    It’s fine.

    I’m fine.

    Everything’s fine.

    This is how it felt to me. It’s not the full story—just the part I lived.

  • it’s fine. until it’s not.

    I’m not going to walk you through my entire life story or how I ended up here. That’ll come later, in pieces, when things bubble up. For now, this is just where I am.

    Marriage has good times and bad times. Everyone knows that. But sometimes the bad isn’t just bad—it’s heavy. Lingering. The kind of bad that sits on the couch with you and doesn’t say much.

    My husband and I have been riding some pretty intense ups and downs for the last two years. A lot of it got harder when he was laid off. He still hasn’t found a job, and that fact lives in our house like a third person. It’s a touchy subject. I avoid it because I don’t want to start a fight or make him feel like a failure. I know the job market is brutal. I know what getting laid off does to your confidence and your ego.

    But it’s also a lot of pressure being the only one bringing in an income.
    And I don’t say that out loud.
    Because I don’t want to hurt him.

    So instead, I hold it.

    A few days ago, things blew up. Quietly at first. Loudly later.

    It started with a cheer moms meeting on a Wednesday night. I honestly thought I’d be home by 8:30. No big deal. But the meeting ran long—and it was fun. I laughed. I learned more about the coaches. It felt good to just… exist as a person for a minute.

    I didn’t get home until 11.

    Looking back, I wasn’t great about updating him that the meeting was running late. When I got home, he was on the couch. Seemed fine. No big reaction.

    The next day, though, he barely talked to me. When I asked what was wrong, he said he didn’t feel good. Which is interesting, because that seems to happen every time I go out with friends—or am about to. Maybe that’s something to unpack later.

    I gave him space.
    The next day, still nothing.

    We ate dinner in silence. I tried cleaning up around him, pretending everything was normal, until I finally asked, “Are you mad at me?”

    His response: I really need you to get off your phone. You’re on it all day.

    That hit a nerve. Mostly because he’s on his phone just as much as I am. But before I could even process that, it turned into him saying I don’t help around the house.

    And let me tell you—it took everything in me not to explode and say:
    I work all week. You’re not working. Yes, the house should be your responsibility right now.

    But I didn’t say that.
    Instead, I did what I do best when I don’t know how to communicate.

    I walked away angry.
    And I rage cleaned.

    Like, Olympic-level rage cleaning.

    Every item that had been sitting around for months? Picked up. Put away. Scrubbed. Folded. I cleaned until I was vibrating with anger, then sat in my bedroom in silence because I didn’t trust myself to talk without making it worse.

    He slept on the couch.

    The next morning, I took our daughter to run errands. When I got back, he had cooked himself and our son breakfast. I went upstairs and rage cleaned some more. Bathroom. Bedroom. Kids’ rooms. Vacuumed everything.

    Four hours.

    Four hours to clean a huge chunk of the house—and suddenly I was even angrier. Because I realized I had done more in one morning than had been done in a year. And that thought sent me straight into “this isn’t fair” territory.

    That night, we were supposed to go out with friends. And in true my family fashion, we played happy couple and acted like nothing happened.

    But something did happen.

    I got very drunk. Like, don’t-remember-leaving, don’t-remember-conversations drunk. Not proud. Haven’t been that drunk in years.

    The next morning, I woke up to texts from my husband—who was also drunk—saying things like “thanks for the support” and “thanks for the embarrassment.” I went downstairs and found him on the couch with our son.

    I sent our son upstairs and said, “You don’t get to send messages like that and then not talk to me.”

    His response?

    “Well, I’m just a fucking piece of shit. I don’t have a job. I don’t do anything around the house. That’s all you think of me.”

    And suddenly, I was defending thoughts I hadn’t even said out loud.

    Yes, there are moments where I think “come on, man, get a job.”
    But I’ve been laid off too. I know how hard this is. I know how brutal the rejection is. I have never called him a piece of shit. I have never said he doesn’t do anything.

    I told him the truth: every day I come home and ask what he needs help with, and every day he says he’s got it under control. So yeah, I sit on the couch and scroll because I’m exhausted. But if he asked me to help, I would.

    We talked. It felt like maybe things were okay.

    But they weren’t.

    Days later, he’s still barely talking to me. Still “not feeling good.” I’ve offered medicine. Offered to help. Tried to be more present. Stayed off my phone. Done all the things he said he needed.

    Still silence.

    Last night, I took the kids to basketball. I offered to grab medicine on the way home. He said no. When I got home, there was a bottle of medicine sitting on the counter—because he went and got it himself.

    And I know that shouldn’t matter, but in my head it did. Because I was trying. I’m trying.

    This morning, I got up early to help get our son ready for school because he wasn’t feeling well. I told him to go back to bed. He said he had it. I kept moving, getting everyone ready, and the silence followed me through the house like a fog.

    I don’t know what the right thing is here.
    I don’t know how to support without disappearing.
    I don’t know how to hold space for his pain without swallowing my own.

    I just know this doesn’t feel fine.

    And saying it is fine isn’t working anymore.

    It’s fine.
    I’m fine.
    Everything’s fine.

    This is how it felt to me. It’s not the full story—just the part I lived.